clitpunch
the physical act of punching a girl square in the cl-toris.
i cl-tpunched the sh-t out of sarah
a punch delivered to a woman’s cl-toris. primarily done after excessive b-tching from the female end.
“i was on my period and wouldn’t stop b-tching about tacos while dale was going down on me, and he delivered a swift cl-tpunch to silence me.”
like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a “cup check” on a woman. basically i invented this by accident after my girl tried to “cup check” me. i figured that since she doesn’t have the same parts… it wouldn’t hurt as bad… apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the b-lls… my bad…
like in the video game saints row the third, that b-tch was p-ssing me off so i had to use the cl-t punch attack.
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