clitterdick

1.) a p-n-s that is so small that it could be considered a cl-t

2.) when a woman has an oversize cl-toris. so big in fact, that it looks like a d-ck. a possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

cl-tterd-cks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
dude, i finally got stacey drunk last night but when i went to eat her out her cl-tterd-ck kept going up my nostrils.
4 more definitions
a cl-tterd-ck is when you have your pants so tight that your cl-tter looks like a d-ck.
“you know what, it’s lady gaga’s fault! for wearing pants so tight. her cl-tter looks like a d-ck.” shane dawson explains. “gasp! cl-tterd-ck should be a trendy topic on twitter.” amazed. “just put it after everything.”
either:
a. a d-ck so small it looks like a cl-toris, or
b. a cl-toris so large, it looks like a d-ck.
lady gaga appears to have what is known as a cl-tterd-ck.
when a woman’s pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a d-ck. this term trended on twitter’s trending topic on january 16, 2010 by shanedawson, a famous youtuber.
look at lady gaga’s cl-tter d-ck!
sometimes, usually when drinking, your d-ck becomes encapsulated with cl-ttoral material. then, upon having such a “cl-t-d-ck”, if you will, you then proceed to have -n-l s-x with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. thus, “cl-tterd-ck”.
i got totally wasted on tequila and advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with “cl-tterd-ck”!! and i’m never going back to “original” d-ck!!