Clitumentary


a cinematic adventure that is half p-rn, half doc-mentary, typically consisting of an educational s-xual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. in this genre, the cl-tumentary plays emphasis on the glorious female genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the male gender, or h-m-s-xual women.
i watched the most amazing cl-tumentary yesterday. it taught me the abc’s of m-ff diving, and how to treat a lady’s beaver with respect.

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