Clive Owen (Smith)
the man who makes chuck norris look like richard simmons.
if you have seen the movie shoot ’em up you know what i speak of…this man can kill you with a carrot…
the baddest s.o.b on any action movie…bruce willis comes in second to this guy
he is a bad-ss british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that’s like…o wait you dont because you’re not clive owen
“chuck norris should watch his -ss, here comes clive owen (smith)”
donna: “who are you mr. smith?”
smith: “i’m a british nanny and i’m dangerous”
hertz: “what’s a matter, you don’t like that story? why dont you tell me one…i know, how about the one with the woman and the baby”!
smith: “maybe later, when i’m putting you to sleep”.
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