Cloak Time
s-xual foreplay using a star wars jedi cloak. reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his p-n-s as his “lightsaber.” it is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. at some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, “may the force be with you.” for those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.
“babe-beeee, i’m h-rny”
“really? you wanna get out of here for some cloak time?”
s-xual foreplay using a star wars jedi cloak. reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his p-n-s as his “lightsaber.” it is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. at some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, “may the force be with you.” for those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.
“babe-beeee, i’m h-rny”
“really? you wanna get out of here for some cloak time?”
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