clochard
a french male homeless person living in the streets, only taking care to get enough money for food & vast quant-ties of cheap wine from begging & panhandling. found ‘pitoresque’ by tourists in paris, they are often sleeping under seine bridges. the female is clocharde. a dying breed, equivalent of the tramp or b-m
maigret and the clochard
french slang for a ‘sans domicile fixe’ which translates as a homeless person or to put it in it’s context, a hobo, a b-m, a beggar.
a ‘clochard’ however is specific to france. as there is an abundance of cheap wine, the clochard is usually seen drinking this instead of the u.k. equivalent of a bottle of white lightening.
in addition, they are always on the metro and rer of paris, usually trying to get money or a ‘ticket restaurant’ off you. the more adventurous ones may provide entertainment, especially on the rer b if it is a direct train to cdg airport. this year i have encountered a puppet show, an accordeon player and some woman who sings for about 10 minutes. surely these deserve a 10c piece?
regarde ca la bas! clochard!
oh my g-d, if i have to sit text to another clochard who sh-ts himself on the way to uni again, i am going to die.
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