clock god
the clock god is a being who sees all and knows all, if you don’t worship him you’ll be trapped in a hourgl-ss
someonewhoisntme:did you worship the clock god?
someonewhoalsoisntme: obviously, i don’t wanna be trapped in a hour gl-ss
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