clock


1) to regard an act or object.
2) the act of hitting a person.
3) a gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) to gauge, to estimate, to time.
1) you clockin’ that hot amg?
2) try to steal my amg, i’ll clock you.
3) these new 340 km/h amg clocks rule!
4) cop clocked me at 340 in my amg!

a kit-cat clock, designed during the great depression to help keep people happy. the california clock company converted their kit-cat clocks to battery movements in the late 1980s.
hitting someone with a closed fist.

time telling device
i clocked valencia, for making a rude comment.

that clock is 20 minutes fast.
used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens

to call out someone’s flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one’s true gender
i saw through her! she was a fake! and i clocked it! i am nurse clock-a-b-tch!
scale for weighing drugs
“i don’t think this is an o. you got a clock?”
an extremely well done but greatly overplayed musical piece by the british dream rock quartet, coldplay.
holy sh-t! they just played “clocks”! turn the d-mn radio off!
the act of completing a video game or computer game completely
i clocked super mario shoeshine in 3 days!
a device that tells time; a descendant of the sundial, which was an ancient instrument that was used to tell time, employing the use of shadows and the sun. today’s clocks either come in the form of electronic, digital clocks with alarms; wall clocks powered by batteries that use the cl-ssic “hand” design; and watches of many designs and face colors, or has a chain connected to it and a click-closing lid, known as a pocketw-tch. these watches are useful when you have to meet someone somewhere at a specific time.
1.) the clock on the wall says its 12:45.

2.) are you kidding me? this watch is a cl-ssic! it’s a romex; they don’t make romex’s anymore.

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