clockblock
when you’re looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new -ssignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
i was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then i got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. clock blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
it was 11:14 and we were so close to having cl-ss cancelled when dr. jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
when you’re having a s-xual dream and it’s interrupted by your alarm clock.
i was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, i got a clockbock. the alarm f-ckin clockblocked me. dirty b-st-rd.
when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints
dude, i so could have gotten laid last night, but i got clock blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes
when your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.
jane: “i forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving’s time, and my alarm went off an hour early. there goes my beauty sleep.”
john: “you, my friend, have been clock-blocked.”
effectively a c-ckblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.
dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.
when you are having a dream involving intense s-xual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.
i was banging meagan fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as i was about to get a bl-w j-b.
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