working and getting paid to do nothing at all. a job that even a trained monkey can do.
i’m going clockingstein today,son!
your job blows, man.
but i get paid to do sh-t.
clodhomps are piles of gr-ss left on the lawn after being cut. you cut the lawn really badly, there are clodhomps everywhere!
- Closet Mexicans
is a person of mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her mexican heritage. an example of closet mexicans; sarah: “hey pancho, are you mexican?” pancho: “i’m not mexican! only my parents and grandparents are mexican.” sarah: “oh, so you have mexican background.” pancho: “dude, i’m not mexican! my ancestors are spaniards!” sarah: “uh? what exactly […]
pr-nounced “wads,” work day despair syndrome defines the feeling one experiences when overcome with the horrible reality of one’s job i can’t seem to shake wdds today, even with the help of gchat, facebook, and nytimes.com abbreviation for both “whoop-de-do” and “whoop-de-d-mn do”. use if you want to respond powerfully a) who cares, b) i […]
a person who wishes to be in a small sp-ce all the time, like a closet. this person is not gay, just cr-p. closely -ssociated with womb regret. “i’m so cold … i wish i was in a nice, warm closet.”
- Closet WoWer
someone who plays wow and pretends that they don’t so they can be cool with the other closet wowers. and they wont come out of the closet. stefan is a closet wower