clockweights


synonym for a man’s b-lls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day
mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out
t-st-cl-s, esp. pendulous ones
“so i kick open the door to the locker room and fred’s bent over in front of his locker, and i’m seeing his starfish and clock weights. my retinas are burning.”

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