Clockwork Ninja
a highly dependable criminal -ssistant, as seen in the gta: san andreas mission, ‘robbing uncle sam.’
cj: where we going?
ryder: ocean docks.
cj: how we get this van? it wasn’t outside when i came through.
ryder: my homie lb, he like a clockwork ninja! real dependable. unlike some of you motherf-ckers…
cj: give it a rest man.
a person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. a clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.
from the game “grand theft auto: san andreas”:
cj: how can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
cesar: a friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he’s a clockwork ninja.
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adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.
person_01: “who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin’ m-th-f-cka’s tank?”
person_02: “i’ll get my bro, he always pulls sh-t like that off without question… a real clockwork ninja.”
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