clogged meat musket
when there’s a little bit of something stuck in your p-n-s so when you c-m it feels like a t-st-cl- just exploded.
person 1: hey man wanna go to the movies?
person 2: can’t sorry i had a clogged meat musket yesterday now i don’t wanna move.
#meat musket #p-n-s #pain
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