cloister kitten
a college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. she will eat, drink and f-ck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.
ck- “wow, i feel like i don’t get out in the daylight anymore”
you- “yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten”
or
“julie is a total cloister kitten”
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