Clonely


when someone is both lonely and desires a clone. this could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.
al: i’m so clonely.
bob: why?
al: if i had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
bob: get help, dude. seriously.

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