clontarf


a clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a d-ck weed who always corrects your spelling. like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

see also phloom.
we were laughing our -sses off until that clontarf showed up. f-ckin’ phloom!
the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.

its just rite best place 2 live ever!!!!!!!!
clontarf is da best place in da world 2 live

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