Clooney Effect
when a guy is too good looking and intimidates any surrounding social group. the guy is considered to be so good looking (like the actor george clooney) that he has a hard time getting woman to trust him because they think he’s a player. also the men around him get jealous and try to push you out of the social group with drama so they have a better chance with the women in the group.
girl: “hey, i don’t get a good vibe from him, he’s very handsome and i think he’s a player”
girl2: “yea, he suffers from the clooney effect, give him a chance though… don’t judge too quickly.”
the clooney effect describes the day when society collapses onto itself, and h-ll erupts from every orafice on george clooney’s body. the clooney effect is believed to be caused when trcz forum member pyschotic is named moderator. the resulting outburst of h-ll’s demons will take over the remaining 4 members of decent society (trcz member, platinum_racing being one of them), as predicted in the movie “golden girls”. to see the h-llacious prediction, one must watch the entire movie golden girls backwards. the secret of the clooney effect was kept since the late 1980’s, because there was only a handful of people who could sit through the entire golden girls movie while played forward, nevermind backwards.
man 1: “did you see the secret clooney effect message in the movie ‘golden girls’?”
man 2: “no. how do you find it?”
man 1: “you need to play the movie backwards.”
man 2:”oh screw that, i can’t even watch that movie forwards!”
man 1:”oh well, lets just all go to www.teamplatinumracing.com then.”
man 2: “agreed”
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