Cloot
a scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
where i grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
it is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.
here lad, how did ye get so manky! i telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye
what you’re supposed to yell when you see someone f-cking a car m-ffler
“dude, look over there in that parking lot!”
“eew, cloots!”
a rag used to wipe your -rs-.
while it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in nort-eastern scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. in posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.
the word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.
like any boy fae aberdeen, bertie’s maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.
visible camel toe
nice cloot rachel, you know you can buy your pants one size up, right?
cloot- is the name for a girls inflamed cl-t after a guy pulls out and hits her cl-t with his c-ck
f-cking a girl in the p-ssy before youre about to blow pull out slap her cl-t with your d-ck then c-m on it causing her cl-t to sweel up like a black eye causing a cloot
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