clopening
when a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.
will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.
the term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job.
if you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you are clopening.
i can’t come over tonight, because i am clopening.
clopening-to work a closing shift and then open the next day’s shift commonly found in restaurants.
hey you want to go out tonight and have a few beers?naw i am working a clopening.
the act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.
man this weekend is gonna suck!
why?
because i’m clopening sat-rday to sunday.
clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. variations include “clopen,” “clopener,” etc.
andy: “man, babe. i really hate my work schedule. they have me closing tonight, and then i open tomorrow. i’ll never get any sleep.”
brenz: “yup, they have you working a clopening shift!”
when you close the night before and then have to open the next day.
i actually did my sidework last night because i’m clopening.
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