Cloud fucker


a predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones s-xual conquests.

-noun. c-lau-d fa-huk-er
1. mr. wilson didn’t see any inconsistency between his recollection about sh-gging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. even though she didn’t actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. mr. wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud f-cker.

2. by his own account, mr. smith was a rebellious young man. among harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud f-cker.
someone in the technology biz who puts the word “cloud” or “icloud” in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn’t know what saas is if it bit them in the -ss.

think ‘starf-cker’ but for for cloud services
guy #1 to guy #2:
“i just got a cold call from this sales guy… he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as saas thin clients in a hyper-v cl-ster of pseudo-nodes or some sh-t”

guy #2: “oh yeah?”

guy #1: “yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `icloud` like 9 times”

guy #2: “wow, sounds like a real cloudf-cker”

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