Cloppenburg


cloppenburg is the name of a doomsday devise that is currently being created by an ingenious, mad man, whose ident-ty is yet to be specified. the u.s. government is well aware of it’s existence and for reasons that are yet to be determined, they are funding this scientific experiment that could cause the end of the world. when the day comes of it’s unleashment, people will say the words: cloppenburg is upon us!” before their inevitable demise. there is even a religion based on the sole existence of the doomsday and it’s maker. they worship the doomsday from day to day, in hope they will be spared by what they believe to be the new god of the modern world.
cloppenburg is upon us!

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