cloppert


a cloppert is a unquant-tized value which is quantom in nature. it is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. the cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and sp-ce to fit ones head in his or her own -ss.
i used clopperts law to my head in my -ss.

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