Close Parker
1 – someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 – someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- steve- why are you such a close parker? it’s no big deal to walk a little.
jamie – because it’s too cold outside.
2- that close parker better not have dinged my door.
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