Close the Light


when someone is just not thinking and says, “could you close the light?” when, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
dude, could you close the light?
when you ask someone to switch off the light. opposite to opening the light.
honey i’m going to bed, can you close the light?

Read Also:

  • dregged

    that sp-ced out feeling the morning after, or after the comedown of, a large session of pot smoking. sam: “man i feel so doughy after those cones last night” dylan: “yeah same, thats called dregged”

  • Closure In Moscow

    closure in moscow is an australian progressive rock band from melbourne, victoria, formed in 2006. the band comprises lead vocalist chris de cinque, drummer beau mckee, guitarist and vocalist mansur zennelli, b-ssist brad kimber and guitarist michael barrett. only 18 months after first forming, closure in moscow signed to taperjean records and released their debut […]

  • cludslamed

    verb, closing your d-ck in something f-ck, i just cludslamed my d-ck in my zipper

  • Drink honey from the holy land

    a more sophisticated way of describing the act of giving a girl/woman oral pleasure (c-nn-l-ng-s). – honey, will you give me oral pleasure? sure baby, i’d love to drink honey from the holy land.

  • cockflask

    a container for c-cks. something which keeps c-cks warm or cool. a flask full of c-cks. also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly. you stupid c-ckflask. show us your c-ckflask. i kicked her right in the c-ckflask.


Disclaimer: Close the Light definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.