close walker
the friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps b-mping into you. its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
scenario 1: bob and jane are walking around the mall. jane b-mps into bob for the third time.
bob: are you a close walker?
jane: what?
bob: wanna come over tonight?
jane: sure.
scenario 2: bob and felicio are walking to mcdonalds. felicio b-mps into bob 14 times on the way there.
bob: is this how you always walk?
felicio: what?
bob: i have to go.
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