close your legs
a phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.
used commonly on the coast of maine as far back as the mid-1980s
(when walking down near the fish auction): “jesus christ, tammy, close your legs, you sk-nk!”
told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme public displays of affection in front of others.
jenny: oh matt, why are you so darn cute?!
matt: oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
brianna: jesus jenny, close your legs.
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