closed can of peaches
(noun) calling someone a virgin; referring to someone’s virginity (mostly referring to a girl’s virginity)
cara: gosh i’m so h-rny right now. i really need a f-ckbuddy.
me:hun, you’re a closed can of peaches. you can survive without d-ck.
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