Closed For Tonight
noun: one of canada’s best up and coming metal bands. some of their influences include protest the hero and between the buried and me. all of the members are only 16! basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that f-cking good! they have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist sjp or “chin” becoming a youtube guitar phenom. of course people wanted more chin, and now they have more than they can handle.
typical noob: “i’m sick of listening to the jonas brother’s and miley cyrus…do you know any good bands?”
wise owl: no sorry. but i do know a great band, “closed for tonight”.
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