Closet Bush


1) someone who appears to be different from gorge bush in order to hoodwink the american people.

2) someone who can simultaneously: increase america’s war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the n-bel peace prize.

3) to get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
the current president is a closet bush
-or-
“what did i do last night…….why is there so much hair between my teeth……”

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