Closet Carnivore


somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
girl: omg that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
friend: i saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he’s just a closet carnivore

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