closet case


a h-m-s-xual who denies their h-m-s-xuality, and claims to be heteros-xual.
zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm c-ck in his -sshole.
a gay person who is unable to admit they’re gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.

it’s not fun to be a closet case. you shouldn’t make fun of someone who is a closet case. gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.

who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
jake is 19 and still a closet case… sad
(n.) a gay or bis-xual person who hides his s-xual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.
have you ever noticed the way craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? i wonder if he’s a closet case.
a man of h-m-s-xual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating
jim’s so deep in the closet he’s finding christmas presents
is a person that is in the closet who either doesn’t realize he/she is gay but is questioning his/her s-xuality intensely, knew he/she is gay but can’t come to terms with it, or a person that has come to terms with their s-xuality but was fearful of possible social repercussions of being gay
jimmy was a closet case because before he came out, he had trouble realizing that he was gay.
1) a h-m-s-xual that denies or hides being gay.

2) a person that has not yet come out of the closet.
look at jimmy, all those highlights in his hair…dancing around like a fairy. he is such a closet case.

wow, jimmy told me he has a crush on andrea…bullsh-t! that boy is such a closet case, can’t he just come out already?
a closet h-m-s-xual is what most gay supporters are. these supposedly “straight” people spend all their time defending h-m-s-xuality that it’s clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. they call anyone who finds disgust with h-m-s-xuality a “bigot” even if they don’t hate the gay person themselves. their common argument (which is also illogical) against “gay haters” is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the -ss repulsive. perhaps it’s these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
jimmy: “anyone who doesn’t find two men kissing cool is a bigot and h-m-phobe and probably a closet case!” (meaning that gays hate themselves)

jack: “yeah i agree! i’m a straight man but i love gays!”

-jack and jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other’s c-cks-

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