closet cheating


basically, it’s when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they’re cheating. most typically found in the dmg+ levels in counter strike: global offensive matchmaking.
legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as f-ck
legit #2: he’s cheating.
cheater: i’m not hacking.
cheater’s friend: he isn’t hacking dude.
cheater #2: this kid is f-cking closet cheating. and he’s actually really bad at hiding it too.

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