Closet Coldplayer


a coldplayer who secretly loves coldplay.

this person will listen to coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that coldplay is supposedly gay.

they will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
jim says that he hates coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet coldplayer

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