closet commie


a closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
“i’ve taken several political ideology tests, i’ve read marxist books, but yet i haven’t told anyone i’m a communist yet”.

– “dude, you’re a closet commie!”

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