Closet Conservative
1) a male who hides his h-m-s-xuality by advocating strong conservative views.
2) someone overcompensating for their s-xuality by hating gays a little too much.
3) a baseball player.
“i know it seems crazy because he’s sooo against gay marriage, but i’m pretty sure he’s a closet conservative”
1 more definition
a person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.
scenario 1:
jamie hoe spears: the war in iraq is bad… and so is abortion. therefore, at sixteen years of age, i will bear the fruit of my loins.
normal person: you’re white trash… and a closet conservative.
scenario 2:
john: i’m the most liberal person evar and gdubs is stupid but i feel that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer would be the best choice for president in the 2008 election.
normal person: …exxxxaccttlyyy.
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