Closet Cunt
1. noun
-a girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total b-tch. someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.
2. verb
-to lock a c-nt in a closet.
1. that girl i work with is a total closet c-nt. she likes to act friendly but does things to make my life h-ll.
2. i found a c-nt and locked that b-tch in a closet.
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