closet dancer
1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because n-body had ever seen them dance before
“d-mn, where did he learn how to dance like that?”
– ah, he’s a closet dancer.
“how did she get so good? where are her moves from?”
– she’s been practicing in her room. she’s a closet dancer.
a referance to h-m-s-xuality; a h-m-s-xual person who has not told his family or friends that he is h-m-s-xual
subject a “you dance to steps?”
subject b “yeh but dont tell my parents”
subject b is a closet dancer
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