Closet Drinker


a person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.
brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. she’s such a closet drinker!
person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. also look up “loser” and “virgin”.
that guy is such a closet drinker.

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