Closet Dyke
a woman who has been with a man for more then 9 years and suddenly stops sleeping with him, decides to go after woman instead.
mike: my wife won’t sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom i sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate… she’s a closet dyk-
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