Closet Fuck
an individual who is a h-m-s-xual but disguises it with extreme h-m-phobia.
johanna: hey breens, what’s the deal with with john, he keeps making fun of f-ggots?
breens: don’t worry about him, he’s just a raging closet f-ck.
johanna: oh, true true.
when you take your girlfriend from behind while she’s bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.
so yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and i totally closet f-cked her!
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