Closet Genius
1. one who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.
2. one who is very smart in school but never show’s their true potential.
person 1: hey, what’s wrong?
person 2: well my parents are getting a divorce….
person 1: its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.
person 2: thanks man!
later that day….
person 2: what did you get on your algebra test?
person 1: a d-….
person 2: dude, you’re such a closet genius.
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