Closet Hawk


to follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as facebook but when confronted denies the act.

closet hawking, c-hawking
thomas is a closet hawk, he spends hours watching christopher’s facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all christopher’s details from his site.

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