closet ho


a girl who is portrayed to be innocent, untouched, quiet, and/or shy but is secretly crazy, adventurous, and sometimes promiscuous, specifically when around the opposite s-x (or same s-x, depending on the girl’s preference).
that quiet girl in our math cl-ss is actually a closet ho outside of school, despite her seemingly innocent and naive appearance.

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