closet hoe
a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent
judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a mexican immigrant when she was 12
a woman who appears to be innocent and pure but is secretly a hoe thats in disguise.
man tina needs to stop fronting she is such a closet hoe.
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