closet kicker


a h-m-s-xual male that kicks other men in the t-st-cl-s to hide their gayness. they are also frustrated that their p-n-s size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the t-st-cl-s
johnny kicked me in the b-lls the other day must be because he’s a closet kicker

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