Clown Hooker
1 — a term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or both, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. it could focus on all three or a combination of them. this style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does not look completely taste-less (not really ‘day make-up’, though).
1 — “did you see that teacher? how can she wear so much make-up when she’s coming to work to teach maths? she looks like a f-cken clown hooker.”
2 — “my daughter, sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this winter themed article. they put really heavy ‘glamour’ make-up on her. the photographic director told the make-up artist to create “a cold clown hooker feel”, whatever that means.”
v. to drive by a group of prost-tutes and throw fruit at them.
these aplles are rotten, lets use them to clownhooker some hoes.
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