Closet mo


closet mo,
when someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting h-m-s-xual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up
our friend tyler b. has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was his boyfriend, soon she’ll figure out he’s a

“closet mo”

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