closet rod in the ass
when a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.
john: hey, stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.
ed: i am thinking about telling her i am gay so she’ll leave me alone.
(two weeks later)
john: hey rich, how come ed’s been such a b-tch lately?
rich: i wasn’t supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the -ss so he wouldn’t get cathy bates’d by stephanie.
john: really!? what a f-g!
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