closet scaredaphobic


a person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

example: someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
my girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see “friday the 13th” with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.

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