Closet Sleeper


when someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
boy was i shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. i’ve known him for 10 years. man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

i have been l-sting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. what a tease!

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